215 Movie Quotes about Insults (+ Sound Clips)

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Memorable quotes about insults, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Don't call me no _ing dishwasher, or I'll kick your monkey _.

Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface (1983)

2 Heh-heh! Hey, man, you're ugly! And you're uglier than him! And you're Ugly, Part 3! Hey, you're Revenge of the Ugly!

Cheech Marin as Tito in Oliver & Company (1988)

3 The kids, the boys, they're all donkeys! Oh! You too.

Cliff Edwards as Jiminy Cricket in Pinocchio (1940)

4 You cheesy lot of second-hand, electric donkey-bottom biters!

John Cleese as Sir Lancelot in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

5 You're a 3 decker sauerkraut and toad stool sandwich with arsenic sauce.

Boris Karloff as The Grinch in How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)

6 Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch.

Boris Karloff as The Grinch in How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)

7 No. What I am saying to you is that you are the kind of club-totin', raw meat-eatin', me-Tarzan-you-Janein', big, bald bubblehead that can only count to ten if he's barefoot or wearing sandals.

Doug E. Doug as Sanka Coffie in Cool Runnings

8 Belay that tongue! One thing old Blackbeard don't take kindly to, it's them sort of insenuendos. Come to think of it, I don't care for the cut of your jib, neither.

Peter Ustinov as Captain Blackbeard in Blackbeard's Ghost (1968)

9 There's coral, there's rocks, there's whale pooh, and then there's you.

Martin Scorsese as Sykes in Shark Tale

10 You're either the greatest romantic hero of all time, or you're the stupidest penguin who ever lived.

Jim Belushi as Rocko The Rockhopper in The Pebble and the Penguin