Beverly Hills Ninja Quotes with Sound Clips

Beverly Hills Ninja Quotes with Sound Clips

Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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1 The blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night. -That's pretty black, man.

— Joey Washington (Chris Rock), Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

2 This ninja knows no fear. You see, I am a trained master in each of the weapons of battle.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

3 Only when I have ceased to breathe will I be dead.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

4 A ninja master knows best. You're breaking rule number one, questioning my authority.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

5 And lesson 34, the final technique for ripping a man's head off is by simply using your bare hands. This requires hard work and discipline. Years, sometimes decades to achieve. I suggest that you practice on chickens.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

6 A spy? A spy is like a gnat compared to a ninja.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

7 I am very sorry to have to tell you this, but I've discovered that your boyfriend is a counterfeiter and a killer. A man like that, you can be certain he is cheating on you, too.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

8 Keep practicing, Joey, and someday you will choke that chicken.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

9 And as a pimp, I shall blend into Beverly Hills like MSG into miso soup.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

10 Have you not heard of the legend of the white child who will grow up to become the greatest ninja master of all time? -No. Is that you? -Some say it is so.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

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