Beverly Hills Ninja Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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11 I am very sorry to have to tell you this, but I've discovered that your boyfriend is a counterfeiter and a killer. A man like that, you can be certain he is cheating on you, too.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

12 I love my little brother. His heart's like a flower. His determination is like a tiger.

13 I may not be the best ninja, I may not be one with the universe, but I will tell you this, no one messes with my brother!

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

14 I think I would like to rent one of your lodgings. Is the cost great? -Compared to what? A hut in a rice paddy?

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

15 I'm involved in counterfeiting some money! Big deal!

— Chet Walters (William Sasso)

16 I'm one with the chicken. I'm one with the chicken.

— Joey Washington (Chris Rock)

17 Nice coat. Who shot the couch?

— Chet Walters (William Sasso)

18 There is a problem you are facing. -Not really. It's just that I have been accused of another murder or two.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

19 Today you would be basking in the safety of our dojo after a bath where I would bring you soap and sweet-smelling oils that you could rub all over your body, and then... I am sorry. I got carried away.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

20 You do not have ninja intuition. You do not even have normal intuition.

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