I may not be the best ninja, I may not be one with the universe, but I will tell you this, no one messes with my brother!

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

12 seconds sound clip from the Beverly Hills Ninja movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:16:58 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh, great! We've just lost five minutes!

- Oops.

- Brother!

- Alison, my dove, hang on!

- Alison, how much time is left?

- Four minutes.

- Do not worry, Alison. I will return.

- I may not be the best ninja, I may not be one with the universe, but I will tell you this, no one messes with my brother!

- Go, Haru. Yeah! Look out, Haru!

- So sorry.

- All right. Here I come!

- Are you all right, my brother?

- Yes, Haru.

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