Today you would be basking in the safety of our dojo after a bath where I would bring you soap and sweet-smelling oils that you could rub all over your body, and then... I am sorry. I got carried away.
— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)
19 seconds sound clip from the Beverly Hills Ninja movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:50:21 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- Besides, there is no place for you to go. You must stay here.
- Tanley will be watching your every move. Especially your apartment.
- You need not worry. I will protect you with all of my being.
- I'm so lucky I found you. You really are courageous.
- Oh, if only I had caught Tanley in Japan...
- It's okay. Your loyalty's most appreciated.
- Well, I guess it's time to turn in.
- Yeah.
- Do you want to sleep on the bed or the couch?
- Oh. That would be fine for me, too.
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