192 Funny Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 5

Last updated on: August 14, 2025

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

41 How much for the little girl? The women? How much for the women?

John Belushi as Joliet Jake Blues in The Blues Brothers (1980)

42 What kind of music do you usually have here? -We got both kinds. We got country and western.

Dan Aykroyd as Elwood Blue in The Blues Brothers (1980)

43 My father always drinks a power potion before he makes love.

Ornella Muti as Princess Aura in Flash Gordon (1980)

44 No, sir. I've quit drinking. -You've seen the error of your ways? -No, I just can't afford it.

Quote from A League of Their Own

45 The last few months, we've been so busy. Our kung fu has deteriorated. From tomorrow, I must practice hard. I must have my revenge.

Quote from Executioners From Shaolin (1977)

46 Every room has its sympathetic vibration, a note that will shatter glass like the great Caruso did with his voice. The note for this room should be F-sharp above high C.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

47 I'd rather die than beg for such a small favor as my life.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

48 Here, here. Here, take this. It's a sad pill to neutralize the laughing gas. Ha-ha-ha! It'll clear our minds.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

49 Not too fast, Robin. In good Batclimbing, as in good driving, one must never sacrifice safety for speed.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

50 Paul's Poultry Palace has only eight hens and one rooster.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

192 Funny Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 5

41 How much for the little girl? The women? How much for the women?

42 What kind of music do you usually have here? -We got both kinds. We got country and western.

43 My father always drinks a power potion before he makes love.

44 No, sir. I've quit drinking. -You've seen the error of your ways? -No, I just can't afford it.

45 The last few months, we've been so busy. Our kung fu has deteriorated. From tomorrow, I must practice hard. I must have my revenge.

46 Every room has its sympathetic vibration, a note that will shatter glass like the great Caruso did with his voice. The note for this room should be F-sharp above high C.

47 I'd rather die than beg for such a small favor as my life.

48 Here, here. Here, take this. It's a sad pill to neutralize the laughing gas. Ha-ha-ha! It'll clear our minds.

49 Not too fast, Robin. In good Batclimbing, as in good driving, one must never sacrifice safety for speed.

50 Paul's Poultry Palace has only eight hens and one rooster.

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