200 Funny Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 5

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41 I hid in the soup when I first heard him.

Don Messick as Lo Tae Zhao, Giles the Elf in The Flight of Dragons (1982)

42 I will need two pieces of identification. -Ah, yes. I have my temporary driver's license. and my Astronaut Application form.

43 That's pretty sophisticated for a bunch of half-assed mountain boys.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Dutch in Predator (1987)

44 Here, here. Here, take this. It's a sad pill to neutralize the laughing gas. Ha-ha-ha! It'll clear our minds.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

45 How was it possible to kill this man? There was never a minute he was without his pistols.

Quote from Shogun Assassin 2

46 Nice coat. Who shot the couch?

William Sasso as Chet Walters in Beverly Hills Ninja

47 What kind of music do you usually have here? -We got both kinds. We got country and western.

Dan Aykroyd as Elwood Blue in The Blues Brothers (1980)

48 Why are you so late? -I watched the puppet show last night, and it finished late.

Quote from Dragon on Shaolin Tower

49 I am considered an authority on the subject of prehistoric monsters.

Quote from Bride of the Monster (1955)

50 Oh, that's funny. You're gonna look funnier sucking my _ with no teeth.

Clancy Brown as Captain Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption