196 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

Updated: Oct 30, 2025

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

51 I have words now! I think I almost spoke one!

Robert Morse as Jack Frost in Jack Frost (1979)

52 He returned to his hole? Well, then I suppose spring isn't coming.

Paul Frees in Jack Frost (1979)

53 Nice coat. Who shot the couch?

William Sasso as Chet Walters in Beverly Hills Ninja

54 Only when I have ceased to breathe will I be dead.

Chris Farley as Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

55 What could be worse than disappointing a little girl? -Disappointing a big girl.

Arthur Franz as Commander "Reef" Holloway in The Atomic Submarine

56 You do not hear me. Our individual brain frequencies are now attuned, and we exchange wave-thoughts.

Arthur Franz as Commander "Reef" Holloway in The Atomic Submarine

57 You know who his seed-mother was? -Of course not! I'm curious, not sick. -Good.

Michael York as Logan 5 in Logan's Run

58 How was it possible to kill this man? There was never a minute he was without his pistols.

Lamont Johnson as Ogami Itto, English Dub in Shogun Assassin 2

59 Look, creep. You want a knuckle sandwich? -No, thanks. I'm waiting for a double Chubby Chuck.

Terry The Toad in American Graffiti

60 You know, ever since D Day, I've tried to double the amount of fat I've been saving.

Dick Powell as Jimmy in Christmas in July (1944)

196 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

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