197 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

Updated: Feb 12, 2026

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

61 You like Kipling, Miss Scarlet? -Sure. I'll eat anything.

Martin Mull as Miss Scarlet; Martin Mull as Colonel Mustard; Lesley Ann Warren as Miss Scarlet in Clue (1985)

62 Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests? -You don't need any help from me, sir. -That's right!

Tim Curry as Wadsworth; Martin Mull as Colonel Mustard in Clue (1985)

63 Why are you so late? -I watched the puppet show last night, and it finished late.

Quote from Dragon on Shaolin Tower

64 Anyone else feel like a little giggle... when I mention my fwiend, Biggus... Dickus?

Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

65 Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit.

John Cleese in Monty Python's Life of Brian

66 Oh, no. I must go to the cemetery. It's my birthday.

Keefe as Jerry Manning in The Leopard Man (1943)

67 Your car. What color is it? -Black. -Get out of here. Get away from me with that!

Margo as Gabriella "Clo-Clo" in The Leopard Man (1943)

68 No one may leave the island. -But you must have observed that my wife is an invalid.

Boris Karloff as General Pherides; Alan Napier in Isle of the Dead (1945)

69 I must always remain in hiding for an hour after meals. The food is visible inside me until it is digested.

Claude Rains as Dr. Jack Griffin in The Invisible Man (1933)

70 I can only work on fine, clear days. If I work in the rain, the water can be seen on my head and shoulders.

Claude Rains as Dr. Jack Griffin in The Invisible Man (1933)