196 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

Updated: Oct 30, 2025

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

61 This is mom's room. It's sort of the center of things around here.

Rod Steiger as Mr. Joyboy in The Loved One (1965)

62 You like Kipling, Miss Scarlet? -Sure. I'll eat anything.

Martin Mull as Miss Scarlet; Martin Mull as Colonel Mustard; Lesley Ann Warren as Miss Scarlet in Clue (1985)

63 Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests? -You don't need any help from me, sir. -That's right!

Tim Curry as Wadsworth; Martin Mull as Colonel Mustard in Clue (1985)

64 Why are you so late? -I watched the puppet show last night, and it finished late.

Quote from Dragon on Shaolin Tower

65 Anyone else feel like a little giggle... when I mention my fwiend, Biggus... Dickus?

Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

66 Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit.

John Cleese in Monty Python's Life of Brian

67 Oh, no. I must go to the cemetery. It's my birthday.

Keefe as Jerry Manning in The Leopard Man (1943)

68 Your car. What color is it? -Black. -Get out of here. Get away from me with that!

Margo as Gabriella "Clo-Clo" in The Leopard Man (1943)

69 No one may leave the island. -But you must have observed that my wife is an invalid.

Boris Karloff as General Pherides; Alan Napier in Isle of the Dead (1945)

70 I must always remain in hiding for an hour after meals. The food is visible inside me until it is digested.

Claude Rains as Dr. Jack Griffin in The Invisible Man (1933)

196 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

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