200 Funny Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 7

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61 That's pretty sophisticated for a bunch of half-assed mountain boys.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Dutch in Predator (1987)

62 I hid in the soup when I first heard him.

Don Messick as Lo Tae Zhao, Giles the Elf in The Flight of Dragons (1982)

63 What's the matter with you zombies? Don't just stand there like union gravediggers. Dr. Frankenstein wants you to patrol the island!

Quote from Mad Monster Party? (1967)

64 You're all wet. -What? Oh, yes. -Is it raining? -No, it's just that stupid driver of mine parked too close to the fountain.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

65 Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests? -You don't need any help from me, sir. -That's right!

66 I will need two pieces of identification. -Ah, yes. I have my temporary driver's license. and my Astronaut Application form.

67 Frosty, my boss, told me there's a big future in weight guessing.

68 What's Mongolian? -What am I, your math teacher?

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn; Frank Gorshin as Pete Puma in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

69 A job. -A job? Well, why come to me? -'Cause you're the only crooks I know.

Burt Lancaster as Steve Thompson; Dan Duryea as Slim Dundee in Criss Cross (1949)

70 No! Your thoughts are wrong.

Bruce Lee as Li Tsung in Longstreet