Colonel Mustard: 20 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 I prefer Kipling myself. 'The female of the species is more deadly than the male'.

Martin Mull in Clue (1985)

2 You like Kipling, Miss Scarlet? -Sure. I'll eat anything.

Miss Scarlet (Lesley Ann Warren), Colonel Mustard (Martin Mull) in Clue (1985)

3 Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests? -You don't need any help from me, sir. -That's right!

Wadsworth (Tim Curry), Colonel Mustard (Martin Mull) in Clue (1985)

4 Well, to make a long story short... -Too late.

Wadsworth (Tim Curry), Colonel Mustard (Martin Mull) in Clue (1985)

5 If I was the killer, I'd kill you next. I said if. If.

Martin Mull in Clue (1985)

6 You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies. -Flies are where men are most vulnerable. -Right.

Colonel Mustard (Martin Mull), Mrs. White (Madeline Kahn) in Clue (1985)

7 Just checking. -Everything all right? -Yep. Two corpses. Everything's fine.

Martin Mull in Clue (1985)

8 This is war, Peacock. Casualties are inevitable. You cannot make an omelet without breaking eggs. Every cook will tell you that. -But look what happened to the cook!

Colonel Mustard (Martin Mull), Mrs. Peacock (Eileen Brennan) in Clue (1985)

9 I stole essential air force radio parts, and I sold them on the black market. That's how I made all my money. But that doesn't make me a murderer. -Well, a lot of our airmen died because their radios didn't work.

Colonel Mustard (Martin Mull), Mrs. Peacock (Eileen Brennan) in Clue (1985)

10 What exactly do you do? -I buttle, sir. -Which means what?

Wadsworth (Tim Curry), Colonel Mustard (Martin Mull) in Clue (1985)