Madeline Kahn Movie Quotes & Lines – 47 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Madeline Kahn, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 There's a dead mouse on that table. -It's an Irish custom. The cats got him today.

As Gussie Mausheimer in An American Tail

2 As you know, I have dedicated my life to helping those less fortunate than myself. Uh, that's everyone.

As Gussie Mausheimer in An American Tail

3 Money is not everything. I know, because I have money and I have everything...

As Gussie Mausheimer in An American Tail

4 Wait a minute. I think this little fellow has got something here. We have a plan!

As Gussie Mausheimer in An American Tail

5 Release the secret weapon!

As Gussie Mausheimer in An American Tail

6 So, what does your husband do? -Nothing. -Nothing? -Well, he just lies around on his back all day. -Sounds like hard work to me.

Miss Scarlet (Lesley Ann Warren), Mrs. White (Madeline Kahn) in Clue (1985)

7 Do you miss him? -Well, it's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life.

As Mrs. White in Clue (1985)

8 Why were you screaming in here all by yourself? -Because I am frightened. Me, too. I also drink the cognac. Mon Dieu! I can't stay here by myself.

Yvette (Colleen Camp), Mrs. White (Madeline Kahn) in Clue (1985)

9 You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies. -Flies are where men are most vulnerable. -Right.

Colonel Mustard (Martin Mull), Mrs. White (Madeline Kahn) in Clue (1985)

10 Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her so much, it flames, flames on the side of my face, breathing, heaving breaths, heaving...

As Mrs. White in Clue (1985)