Madeline Kahn: 47 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Madeline Kahn, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 There's a dead mouse on that table. -It's an Irish custom. The cats got him today.

As Gussie Mausheimer in An American Tail

2 As you know, I have dedicated my life to helping those less fortunate than myself. Uh, that's everyone.

As Gussie Mausheimer in An American Tail

3 Money is not everything. I know, because I have money and I have everything...

As Gussie Mausheimer in An American Tail

4 Wait a minute. I think this little fellow has got something here. We have a plan!

As Gussie Mausheimer in An American Tail

5 Release the secret weapon!

As Gussie Mausheimer in An American Tail

6 So, what does your husband do? -Nothing. -Nothing? -Well, he just lies around on his back all day. -Sounds like hard work to me.

7 Do you miss him? -Well, it's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life.

As Mrs. White in Clue (1985)

8 Why were you screaming in here all by yourself? -Because I am frightened. Me, too. I also drink the cognac. Mon Dieu! I can't stay here by myself.

Yvette (Colleen Camp), Mrs. White (Madeline Kahn) in Clue (1985)

9 You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies. -Flies are where men are most vulnerable. -Right.

10 Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her so much, it flames, flames on the side of my face, breathing, heaving breaths, heaving...

As Mrs. White in Clue (1985)