200 Funny Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 8Updated yesterdayBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 71 My left arm's disappeared. How am I going to operate my digital watch now? Simon Jones as Arthur Dent in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 72 How's about investing in condominiums? It's safe. -Condominiums? -Yeah, condominiums. -I never use them. Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky II 73 No! Your thoughts are wrong. Bruce Lee as Li Tsung in Longstreet 74 I can only work on fine, clear days. If I work in the rain, the water can be seen on my head and shoulders. Claude Rains as Dr. Jack Griffin in The Invisible Man (1933) 75 I must always remain in hiding for an hour after meals. The food is visible inside me until it is digested. Claude Rains as Dr. Jack Griffin in The Invisible Man (1933) 76 Sorry, miss, I was giving myself an oil job. Marvin Miller as Robby The Robot in Forbidden Planet (1956) 77 I am considered an authority on the subject of prehistoric monsters. Quote from Bride of the Monster (1955) 78 Why are you so late? -I watched the puppet show last night, and it finished late. Quote from Dragon on Shaolin Tower 79 Listen. It's a tough universe. There's all sorts of people and things trying to do you, kill you, rip you off, everything. If you're going to survive out there, you've really gotta know where your towel is. David Dixon as Ford Prefect in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 80 Anyone else feel like a little giggle... when I mention my fwiend, Biggus... Dickus? Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian Page 8 of 20 << ◄ 7 8 9 ► >>