196 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

Updated: Oct 30, 2025

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

81 What's Mongolian? -What am I, your math teacher?

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn; Frank Gorshin as Pete Puma in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

82 Frosty, my boss, told me there's a big future in weight guessing.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

83 I will need two pieces of identification. -Ah, yes. I have my temporary driver's license. and my Astronaut Application form.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

84 Good Lord. I've heard about this cat juggling.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

85 You're all wet. -What? Oh, yes. -Is it raining? -No, it's just that stupid driver of mine parked too close to the fountain.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

86 What's the matter with you zombies? Don't just stand there like union gravediggers. Dr. Frankenstein wants you to patrol the island!

Boris Karloff as Baron Boris Von Frankenstein in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

87 I've been afraid a lot of times in my life, but I didn't know the real meaning of fear until I had kissed Becky.

Kevin McCarthy as Dr. Miles Bennell in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)

88 I hid in the soup when I first heard him.

Don Messick as Lo Tae Zhao, Giles The Elf in The Flight of Dragons (1982)

89 You're right, I should speak for myself. I may be little, but the pygmies look up to me.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

90 Not cold milk! -Come on. -Aw, no. I don't know how to warm up a cow.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

196 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

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