197 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

Updated: Feb 12, 2026

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

81 What's so funny? Why the hilarious ha-ha's? Are you so fabulously rich you can afford to be sued?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

82 Oh, Galaxina, just because I'm a robot doesn't mean we can't have children.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in Jetsons: The Movie (1990)

83 Because a chap becomes a ghost, it surely doesn't mean that he ceases to be a gentleman.

Mervyn Johns as Walter Craig in Dead of Night (1945)

84 Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

85 Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it kid-ager.

Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

86 I made a funny.

Kevin Clash as Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

87 You got to put your behind in your past.

Ernie Sabella as Pumbaa in The Lion King (1994)

88 Now, not another word, or I shall have to summon a policeman. Is that clear?

Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins

89 Then I said to my wife: For justice, we must go to Don Corleone.

Marlon Brando as Vito Corleone in The Godfather (1972)

90 That's so funny, the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

John C. Reilly as Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)