200 Funny Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 9

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81 My left arm's disappeared. How am I going to operate my digital watch now?

Simon Jones as Arthur Dent in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

82 This is not a toy. You only throw a shuriken against another human being in self-defense.

Lee Van Cleef as John Peter McAllister in The Master (1984)

83 Oh, no, that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe has that. -Everyone? -Everyone.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

84 Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?

Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

85 'Failure.' F-a-i-l-u-r-e. 'Failure.' I did it, I did it!

Peter Robbins as Charlie Brown in A Boy Named Charlie Brown

86 Amazing! Behind that impeccable white suit beats a heart... of recyclable plastic!

87 Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

Adam West as Bruce Wayne - Batman; Batman in Batman (1966)

88 That sounded like Tarzan. He sounded like he was in trouble.

Wayne Knight as Tantor in Tarzan (1999)

89 Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it kid-ager.

Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

90 That's so funny, the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

John C. Reilly as Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)