197 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 10

Updated: Feb 12, 2026

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

91 I'm not a pervert. I just was looking for a Turbo Man doll.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

92 That was the speech? -It was dumb! -It was obvious! -It was pointless! -It was... short. I loved it!

Ebenezer Scrooge as Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol

93 Yeah. I bet she's the nicest, gentlest, warmest person ever... Oh. Look at that. I've been impaled.

Josh Gad as Olaf The Snowman in Frozen

94 That sounded like Tarzan. He sounded like he was in trouble.

Wayne Knight as Tantor in Tarzan (1999)

95 Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

96 Put that cookie down! Now!

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

97 Where's Earth? -You should know.

Sigourney Weaver as Ripley in Alien (1979)

98 What's your name, new hero?

Will Ferrell as Megamind in Megamind (2010)

99 He says we're going the wrong way. -Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going? -Yeah, how would he know?

John Candy as Del Griffith; Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

100 Well, you know, I mean, I may not be very tall, but I'm slow. -And large. -And a dork.

Wayne Knight as Stan Podolak in Space Jam