196 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 10

Updated: Oct 30, 2025

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

91 Well, what if something should happen to you? I mean, who'd get your job? -Oh, gosh, I don't know. I guess they'd have to choose another Easter bunny.

Tim Conner as Vince Pig in Claymation Easter (1992)

92 What's so funny? Why the hilarious ha-ha's? Are you so fabulously rich you can afford to be sued?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

93 Oh, Galaxina, just because I'm a robot doesn't mean we can't have children.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in Jetsons: The Movie (1990)

94 If some man is upsetting you, pitch him out of your life. Music is first. Music is everything.

Claude Rains as Erique Claudin in Phantom of the Opera (1943)

95 Because a chap becomes a ghost, it surely doesn't mean that he ceases to be a gentleman.

Mervyn Johns as Walter Craig in Dead of Night (1945)

96 Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

97 I made a funny.

Kevin Clash as Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

98 You got to put your behind in your past.

Ernie Sabella as Pumbaa in The Lion King (1994)

99 Now, not another word, or I shall have to summon a policeman. Is that clear?

Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins

100 Then I said to my wife: For justice, we must go to Don Corleone.

Marlon Brando as Vito Corleone in The Godfather (1972)

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