196 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 11

Updated: Oct 30, 2025

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

101 That's so funny, the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

John C. Reilly as Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)

102 That was the speech? -It was dumb! -It was obvious! -It was pointless! -It was... short. I loved it!

Ebenezer Scrooge as Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol

103 Yeah. I bet she's the nicest, gentlest, warmest person ever... Oh. Look at that. I've been impaled.

Josh Gad as Olaf The Snowman in Frozen

104 No! Gimme! It's my woodpile! I saw it first! -That's no woodpile! That's my house! -No, it's firewood!

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

105 It poked a hole in my juice box.

Steve Carell as Gru in Despicable Me

106 Put that cookie down! Now!

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

107 Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it kid-ager.

Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

108 Where's Earth? -You should know.

Sigourney Weaver as Ripley in Alien (1979)

109 What's your name, new hero?

Will Ferrell as Megamind in Megamind (2010)

110 He says we're going the wrong way. -Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going? -Yeah, how would he know?

John Candy as Del Griffith; Steve Martin as Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

196 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 11

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