192 Funny Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 11

Last updated on: August 14, 2025

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

101 No! Gimme! It's my woodpile! I saw it first! -That's no woodpile! That's my house! -No, it's firewood!

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

102 It poked a hole in my juice box.

Quote from Despicable Me

103 Put that cookie down! Now!

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

104 Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it kid-ager.

Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

105 Where's Earth? -You should know.

Sigourney Weaver as Ripley in Alien (1979)

106 What's your name, new hero?

Quote from Megamind (2010)

107 He says we're going the wrong way. -Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going? -Yeah, how would he know?

Quote from Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

108 Well, you know, I mean, I may not be very tall, but I'm slow. -And large. -And a dork.

Wayne Knight as Stan Podolak in Space Jam

109 You are always saying the funny things. Perhaps you can say them at my warming of house party tonight.

Jim Parsons as Oh in Home (2015)

110 Is this funny, sir? -No, it's not. It's tragic.

Quote from A Few Good Men