197 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 11

Updated: Feb 12, 2026

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

101 That's so funny, the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

John C. Reilly as Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)

102 I'm not a pervert. I just was looking for a Turbo Man doll.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

103 That was the speech? -It was dumb! -It was obvious! -It was pointless! -It was... short. I loved it!

Ebenezer Scrooge as Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol

104 Yeah. I bet she's the nicest, gentlest, warmest person ever... Oh. Look at that. I've been impaled.

Josh Gad as Olaf The Snowman in Frozen

105 It poked a hole in my juice box.

Steve Carell as Gru in Despicable Me

106 That sounded like Tarzan. He sounded like he was in trouble.

Wayne Knight as Tantor in Tarzan (1999)

107 Put that cookie down! Now!

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

108 Can I drink this? -Do you want to explode?

Russell Brand as Dr. Nefario in Despicable Me

109 Where's Earth? -You should know.

Sigourney Weaver as Ripley in Alien (1979)

110 What's your name, new hero?

Will Ferrell as Megamind in Megamind (2010)