197 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 11

Updated: Feb 12, 2026

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

101 You are always saying the funny things. Perhaps you can say them at my warming of house party tonight.

Jim Parsons as Oh in Home (2015)

102 Who the hell is interrupting my kung fu?

Michael Jai White as Black Dynamite in Black Dynamite

103 Is this funny, sir? -No, it's not. It's tragic.

Jack Nicholson as Col. Nathan Jessup; Tom Cruise as Lt. Daniel Kaffee in A Few Good Men

104 By some miracle, I didn't die... and slowly recovered. Later, I've burnt my face to alter my appearance.

Polly Ling-Feng Shang-Kuan as Tse Pei-Pei in 18 Jade Arhats (1978)

105 I want you to take over for his foreign client this rather eccentric Count Dracula. He's buying up property around London.

Gary Oldman as Count Dracula in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

106 Oh! That bee is living my life!

Patrick Warburton as Ken in Bee Movie

107 By milking this... this smooth, little cat body, you receive your antidote. It must be done each day.

Kenneth McMillan as Baron Vladimir Harkonnen in Dune (1984)

108 Larry, can you pick up? There's some lady on hold, sounds kind of hyper. -What line, Rose? -Uh, two.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)

109 Can I drink this? -Do you want to explode?

Russell Brand as Dr. Nefario in Despicable Me

110 It poked a hole in my juice box.

Steve Carell as Gru in Despicable Me