197 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 12

Updated: Feb 12, 2026

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

111 The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't... move.

Tom Kenny as Spongebob Squarepants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

112 Ah-ha. I see what's wrong with it. This watch is full of wheels.

Ed Wynn as Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

113 Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker in Airplane (1980)

114 Accent's a little, kind of muddled there. -Really? Well, so is your tan.

Robin Williams as Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs. Doubtfire

115 Oh, my God! The automatic pilot, it's deflating!

Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson in Airplane (1980)

116 That 50 bucks in your pocket is beginning to show up on you already.

Walter Brennan in Meet John Doe (1941)

117 I've seen plenty of fellas start out with 50 bucks and wind up with a bank account.

Walter Brennan in Meet John Doe (1941)

118 He's making violent love to me, Mother.

Donna Reed in It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

119 What's that code word again? -Hangover.

Sterling Hayden as Sheriff Tod Shaw in Suddenly (1954)

120 Say, look... I've got a message here, the code word is hangover.

Sterling Hayden as Sheriff Tod Shaw in Suddenly (1954)