200 Funny Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 12

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111 Larry, can you pick up? There's some lady on hold, sounds kind of hyper. -What line, Rose? -Uh, two.

Quote from Home Alone (1990)

112 It poked a hole in my juice box.

Quote from Despicable Me

113 The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't... move.

Tom Kenny as Spongebob Squarepants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

114 Ah-ha. I see what's wrong with it. This watch is full of wheels.

Ed Wynn as Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

115 Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help.

Quote from Airplane (1980)

116 Accent's a little, kind of muddled there. -Really? Well, so is your tan.

117 Oh, my God! The automatic pilot, it's deflating!

Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson in Airplane (1980)

118 That 50 bucks in your pocket is beginning to show up on you already.

Walter Brennan in Meet John Doe (1941)

119 I've seen plenty of fellas start out with 50 bucks and wind up with a bank account.

Walter Brennan in Meet John Doe (1941)

120 He's making violent love to me, Mother.

Donna Reed in It's a Wonderful Life (1946)