196 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 12

Updated: Oct 30, 2025

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

111 Well, you know, I mean, I may not be very tall, but I'm slow. -And large. -And a dork.

Wayne Knight as Stan Podolak in Space Jam

112 You are always saying the funny things. Perhaps you can say them at my warming of house party tonight.

Jim Parsons as Oh in Home (2015)

113 Is this funny, sir? -No, it's not. It's tragic.

Jack Nicholson as Col. Nathan Jessup; Tom Cruise as Lt. Daniel Kaffee in A Few Good Men

114 Hello! -We're your new neighbors. -Don't be alarmed. We're Negroes.

Martin Lawrence as Marcus Burnett; Will Smith as Mike Lowrey in Bad Boys (1995)

115 By some miracle, I didn't die... and slowly recovered. Later, I've burnt my face to alter my appearance.

Polly Ling-Feng Shang-Kuan as Tse Pei-Pei in 18 Jade Arhats (1978)

116 I want you to take over for his foreign client this rather eccentric Count Dracula. He's buying up property around London.

Gary Oldman as Count Dracula in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

117 I'm not a pervert. I just was looking for a Turbo Man doll.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

118 By milking this... this smooth, little cat body, you receive your antidote. It must be done each day.

Kenneth McMillan as Baron Vladimir Harkonnen in Dune (1984)

119 Can I drink this? -Do you want to explode?

Russell Brand as Dr. Nefario in Despicable Me

120 Larry, can you pick up? There's some lady on hold, sounds kind of hyper. -What line, Rose? -Uh, two.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)

196 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 12

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