192 Funny Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 12

Last updated on: August 14, 2025

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

111 Hello! -We're your new neighbors. -Don't be alarmed. We're Negroes.

Quote from Bad Boys (1995)

112 By some miracle, I didn't die... and slowly recovered. Later, I've burnt my face to alter my appearance.

Quote from 18 Jade Arhats (1978)

113 I want you to take over for his foreign client this rather eccentric Count Dracula. He's buying up property around London.

Quote from Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

114 I'm not a pervert. I just was looking for a Turbo Man doll.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

115 By milking this... this smooth, little cat body, you receive your antidote. It must be done each day.

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen in Dune (1984)

116 Can I drink this? -Do you want to explode?

Russell Brand as Dr. Nefario in Despicable Me

117 Larry, can you pick up? There's some lady on hold, sounds kind of hyper. -What line, Rose? -Uh, two.

Quote from Home Alone (1990)

118 The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't... move.

Tom Kenny as Spongebob Squarepants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

119 Ah-ha. I see what's wrong with it. This watch is full of wheels.

Ed Wynn as Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

120 Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help.

Quote from Airplane (1980)