196 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 13

Updated: Oct 30, 2025

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

121 Larry, can you pick up? There's some lady on hold, sounds kind of hyper. -What line, Rose? -Uh, two.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)

122 The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't... move.

Tom Kenny as Spongebob Squarepants in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

123 Ah-ha. I see what's wrong with it. This watch is full of wheels.

Ed Wynn as Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

124 Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker in Airplane (1980)

125 Oh, my God! The automatic pilot, it's deflating!

Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson in Airplane (1980)

126 That 50 bucks in your pocket is beginning to show up on you already.

Walter Brennan in Meet John Doe (1941)

127 I've seen plenty of fellas start out with 50 bucks and wind up with a bank account.

Walter Brennan in Meet John Doe (1941)

128 He's making violent love to me, Mother.

Donna Reed in It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

129 What's that code word again? -Hangover.

Sterling Hayden as Sheriff Tod Shaw in Suddenly (1954)

130 Say, look... I've got a message here, the code word is hangover.

Sterling Hayden as Sheriff Tod Shaw in Suddenly (1954)

196 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 13

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