197 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 13

Updated: Feb 12, 2026

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

121 Oh, now, look, officer. I... I got identification. I can prove who I am. I've got my driver's license right here. (gunshot)

Quote from Suddenly (1954)

122 I believe you must have Arab blood.

Quote from Beat the Devil (1953)

123 He think he a mack. Macaroni.

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Friday (1995)

124 There's only one way to be positive. I'd have to see the dinosaur's droppings.

Laura Dern as Dr. Ellie Sattler in Jurassic Park

125 You leave him be. He doesn't know who rides every horse.

Quote from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

126 Now she will never be beautiful again.

Quote from The Godfather (1972)

127 Looks like a hanging party.

Quote from The Oklahoma Kid (1939)

128 Our baby can fly. -Yes, yes, nothing but the best for you, darling.

Quote from Megamind (2010)

129 No shrimp. -Where the hell's this God of yours?

Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump; Gary Sinise as Lieutenant Dan Taylor in Forrest Gump (1994)

130 You're just like the Baby Jesus.

Quote from Ted (2012)