197 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 14

Updated: Feb 12, 2026

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

131 Oh, now, look, officer. I... I got identification. I can prove who I am. I've got my driver's license right here. (gunshot)

Frank Sinatra as John Baron in Suddenly (1954)

132 I believe you must have Arab blood.

Humphrey Bogart as Billy Dannreuther in Beat the Devil (1953)

133 He think he a mack. Macaroni.

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Friday (1995)

134 There's only one way to be positive. I'd have to see the dinosaur's droppings.

Laura Dern as Dr. Ellie Sattler in Jurassic Park

135 You leave him be. He doesn't know who rides every horse.

Clint Eastwood as The Man With No Name in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

136 Now she will never be beautiful again.

Marlon Brando as Vito Corleone in The Godfather (1972)

137 Looks like a hanging party.

James Cagney as The Oklahoma Kid in The Oklahoma Kid (1939)

138 Our baby can fly. -Yes, yes, nothing but the best for you, darling.

Will Ferrell as Megamind in Megamind (2010)

139 No shrimp. -Where the hell's this God of yours?

Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump; Gary Sinise as Lieutenant Dan Taylor in Forrest Gump (1994)

140 You're just like the Baby Jesus.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted in Ted (2012)