197 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 14

Updated: Feb 12, 2026

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

131 My favorite animal is puppies.

Ana De La Reguera as Sister Encarnación in Nacho Libre

132 She says no boom-boom with soul brother.

Matthew Modine as Private "Joker"; Private Joker in Full Metal Jacket

133 That's a little joke. -Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is not logical. acs

Quote from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

134 Where do you suppose all that ladder got to? Who would want all that ladder? -To get to the top of a bank at night.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

135 Oh, hello. I didn't recognize you without your wife in your arms. Come in.

Quote from Mister Ed

136 I hate you! I hate you! And I hate your baby!

Vivien Leigh as Scarlett O'Hara; Scarlett Ohara in Gone with the Wind (1939)

137 It's all my fault. I should've committed highway robbery to get that tax money for you.

Leslie Howard as Ashley Wilkes in Gone with the Wind (1939)

138 I will enjoy killing one person every day until you pay me one hundred thousand dollars.

Quote from Dirty Harry (1971)

139 You see, I learn good English now. Learned in white man's jail.

Quote from McLintock! (1963)

140 Now that we're gonna be friends, they'll probably bring their families over here to beg.

John Wayne as Breck Coleman in The Big Trail (1930)