200 Funny Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 14

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131 No shrimp. -Where the hell's this God of yours?

132 You're just like the Baby Jesus.

Quote from Ted (2012)

133 My favorite animal is puppies.

Ana de la Reguera as Sister Encarnación in Nacho Libre

134 She says no boom-boom with soul brother.

Matthew Modine as Private "Joker"; Private Joker in Full Metal Jacket

135 That's a little joke. -Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is not logical. acs

Quote from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

136 Where do you suppose all that ladder got to? Who would want all that ladder? -To get to the top of a bank at night.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

137 Oh, hello. I didn't recognize you without your wife in your arms. Come in.

Quote from Mister Ed

138 I hate you! I hate you! And I hate your baby!

Vivien Leigh as Scarlett O'Hara; Scarlett Ohara in Gone with the Wind (1939)

139 It's all my fault. I should've committed highway robbery to get that tax money for you.

Leslie Howard as Ashley Wilkes in Gone with the Wind (1939)

140 I will enjoy killing one person every day until you pay me one hundred thousand dollars.

Quote from Dirty Harry (1971)