Telly Savalas: 132 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Telly Savalas, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 What's the point? Where would you go? If the subway went to Outer Mongolia, I'd still come after you. Come on.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

2 Come on. Hug the wall like it's your mother.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

3 Look at the john. He's being so bashful. I wonder why. Terminal acne maybe?

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

4 Hey, take it from me, sonny. For the important things, you don't need words.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

5 It'll be morning in an hour. Before that, one of you gonna start chirpin'. Did I say one of you? I'm gonna have a room full of canaries.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

6 It's not a question of chutzpah. It's a question of survival.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

7 Vibes? You know about vibes? The vibes are wrong.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

8 No, you see, that's just a myth. -Yeah, but she's my myth. -No, no. Myth, myth. -Yeth?

Jim Henson as Kermit The Frog; Telly Savalas in The Muppet Movie (1979)

9 You butt out, hustler. The only time you come out of the ground is when you smell a profit.

As Sergeant Big Joe in Kelly's Heroes

10 I told you to bring me some good-looking kid, not this fat, sausage-chewing wino.

As Sergeant Big Joe in Kelly's Heroes