Kermit The Frog: 68 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Kermit The Frog, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Who hired this crew? This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen! So who hired 'em?

Steve Whitmire in Muppet Treasure Island

2 With you? In love with a pig? Oh, wait till I tell the guys in Marketing. Maybe you expect me to go hog-wild? Maybe, perhaps, you could bring home the bacon? Oh, the sounds of love. Sooey! Oink, oink!

Jim Henson in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

3 He's a little like a turkey. -Yeah. A little like a turkey, but not much. -No, I guess not.

Jim Henson in The Muppet Movie (1979)

4 I'm still here and I'm staying. You hear that, New York? I'm staying here! The frog is staying!

Jim Henson in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

5 No. We must set an example for this questionable crew. There will be no consumption of alcohol of any kind.

Steve Whitmire in Muppet Treasure Island

6 All I can see are millions of frogs on tiny crutches.

Jim Henson in The Muppet Movie (1979)

7 Well, how about... Let's take the blue line, huh? -No, we can't take that. That's a river. -Oh, I knew that. -Yeah, sure.

Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz), Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

8 Stay away from women, that's my motto. -But I can't. -Neither can I. That's my trouble.

Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson), Rowlf The Dog (Jim Henson) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

9 Kermie, whisper sweet nothings into my ear. -Motorcycle cop. -Motorcycle cop is a sweet nothing? -A motorcycle cop is chasing us.

Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson), Miss Piggy (Frank Oz) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

10 It's all right, children. Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it.

Kermit The Frog (Steve Whitmire), Bob Cratchit (Steve Whitmire) in The Muppet Christmas Carol