Rowlf The Dog: 11 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Rowlf The Dog, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk and go to bed. -Nice and simple.

Jim Henson in The Muppet Movie (1979)

2 Stay away from women, that's my motto. -But I can't. -Neither can I. That's my trouble.

Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson), Rowlf The Dog (Jim Henson) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

3 Huh. It's not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad.

Jim Henson in The Muppet Movie (1979)

4 Why does everyone always blame dogs?

Jim Henson in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

5 I'm in Delaware, and I found a terrific job in management. I'm surrounded by friends, and I love what I'm doing.

Jim Henson in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

6 Aren't you gonna write it down? -Photographic memory. -Write it down!

Jim Henson in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

7 Very impressive. You speak Chinese like a native.

Jim Henson in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

8 Listen. When you've been ticklin' the ivories as long as I have, you've seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every fallen star.

Jim Henson in The Muppet Movie (1979)

9 Exactly. She just walked out on me. -Yeah? Typical. That's why I live alone. -You do, huh? -You bet.

Rowlf The Dog (Jim Henson), Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

10 The pitter-patter of souls, the little feet of tadpoles -Rowlf, tadpoles don't have feet. -Oh, sorry about that.

Rowlf The Dog (Jim Henson), Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson) in The Muppet Movie (1979)