Listen. When you've been ticklin' the ivories as long as I have, you've seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every fallen star.
10 seconds sound clip from the The Muppet Movie (1979) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:53:53.464 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- I'm no Heifetz, but I get by.
- That was... That was very nice.
- Exactly. She just walked out on me.
- Yeah? Typical. That's why I live alone.
- You bet.
- I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk and go to bed.
- Stay away from women, that's my motto.
- Neither can I. That's my trouble.
- You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em, there's somethin' irresistible-ish about 'em.
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