Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: 4 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 I'm so nervous. If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself. -Well, then you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?

Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz), Dr. Bunsen Honeydew (Dave Goelz) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

2 Hey, what are you dudes doin' in here? -I'm so glad you asked. We're perfecting our latest invention: Insta-Grow pills.

Floyd Pepper (Jerry Nelson), Dr. Bunsen Honeydew (Dave Goelz) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

3 Yeah, man, well, what else do these pills make big? -Oh, they work on anything, but the effect is sadly temporary. -Sadly temporary.

Floyd Pepper (Jerry Nelson), Dr. Bunsen Honeydew (Dave Goelz) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

4 Welcome to our laboratory. Please don't touch anything.

Dave Goelz in The Muppet Movie (1979)