- I'm so nervous. If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself.
- Well, then you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?
— Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz), Dr. Bunsen Honeydew (Dave Goelz)
7 seconds sound clip from the The Muppet Movie (1979) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:01:29.031 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
(WALDORF AND STATLER LAUGHING)
- Oh, oh. Look at this place. What a dump.
- Bunch of weirdos around here. Look at 'em.
- Yes, I know you all want to sit with moi.
- Hey, lady. Is this seat taken?
- Hey, you! Hey! Bring that back.
- I'm so nervous. If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself.
- Well, then you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?
- You know, I hear this movie is dynamite.
- Get your fresh organic popcorn. Only a buck.
- Oh, honey. Buy me some, please.
- Sure, Momma. Nothin's too good for my woman.
[...]