Mel Brooks: 30 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Mel Brooks, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Spaceballs, The Flamethrower.

As Master Yogurt in Spaceballs

2 Forget the ring. The ring is bupkis. I found it in a Cracker Jack box.

As Master Yogurt in Spaceballs

3 Please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Yogurt.

As Master Yogurt in Spaceballs

4 You're welcome. And may the Schwartz be with you!

As Master Yogurt in Spaceballs

5 Forget it. No more beaming. This time I'm gonna walk.

As President Skroob in Spaceballs

6 Merchandising. Come, I'll show you. Open up the store.

As Master Yogurt in Spaceballs

7 Merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made.

As Master Yogurt in Spaceballs

8 Tell them to comb the desert. Do you hear me? Comb the desert!

As President Skroob in Spaceballs

9 How do I know you're not making faces at me under that thing?

As President Skroob in Spaceballs

10 I can't. It's irreversible. -Like my raincoat.

As President Skroob in Spaceballs