Mel Brooks Movie Quotes & Lines – 30 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Mel Brooks, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 One pod left. And three of us. And I'm the president.

As President Skroob in Spaceballs

12 Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.

As Master Yogurt in Spaceballs

13 Yes. I am the keeper of a greater magic, a power known throughout the universe as the... -The Force? -No. The Schwartz.

As Master Yogurt in Spaceballs

14 Use the Schwartz, Lone Starr. Use the Schwartz.

As Master Yogurt in Spaceballs

15 You gotta help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!

As President Skroob in Spaceballs

16 What's that? -It's something so sensational that you'll have to hold on to your hat. -Yes? -When a German scientist says, Hold on to your hat, it's not casual conversation. Hold on to your hat! Hat! Hold! Good.

As Professor Krassman in The Muppet Movie (1979)

17 Halt! Argh! I detest the surfeit of provincial laughter.

As Professor Krassman in The Muppet Movie (1979)

18 Thank you, Herr Machine.

As Professor Krassman in The Muppet Movie (1979)

19 Zaparoonie. -Head full of jelly. -A noggin full of library paste. -Let's fry them brains!

As Professor Krassman in The Muppet Movie (1979)

20 Professor Krassman, you've got a fun job. -I love it, I love it. If I can inflict a little pain during the afternoon, I sleep good at night. -Well, we'll let you get on with it, then. -My pleasure.

As Professor Krassman in The Muppet Movie (1979)