Mel Brooks: 30 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Mel Brooks, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

21 Okay, Herr Machine. This is big time here. Ready to go to work?

As Professor Krassman in The Muppet Movie (1979)

22 1-2-3-4-5? That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.

As President Skroob in Spaceballs

23 Why didn't somebody tell me my _ was so big?

As President Skroob in Spaceballs

24 The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over.

As President Skroob in Spaceballs

25 Well, we're going to perform an electronic cerebrectomy. -A what? -Electronic cerebrectomy.

As Professor Krassman in The Muppet Movie (1979)

26 Electronic... -Cerebrectomy, cerebrectomy. Electronic cerebrectomy. -What does it do? -What does it do? What does it do? It turns the brains into guacamole.

As Professor Krassman in The Muppet Movie (1979)

27 Say goodbye to the frog, pig. -Why should I? -Because in 10 seconds, he won't know you from kosher bacon.

As Professor Krassman in The Muppet Movie (1979)

28 What the heck's goin' on here? A pig that goes bananas? What is this? A luau?

As Professor Krassman in The Muppet Movie (1979)

29 Chew your gum.

As President Skroob in Spaceballs

30 Spaceballs, The Lunch Box.

As Master Yogurt in Spaceballs