Miss Piggy Movie Quotes & Lines – 30 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Mar 29, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Miss Piggy, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Oh, mother, you're crying again. -Oh, no, it... It's just the lamplight that hurts my eyes.

Frank Oz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

2 The founder of the feast, indeed! Hmph! If I had him here, I would give him a piece of my mind to feast upon. And I bet he would choke on it. Hmph!

Frank Oz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

3 None of your beeswax!

Frank Oz in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

4 I spied because I care!

Frank Oz in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

5 Oh, well... Hello, Long John.

Frank Oz in Muppet Treasure Island

6 I'm a pig! I need commitment!

Frank Oz in Muppet Treasure Island

7 Do not stop turning that spit. That is the whole secret of a properly roasted goose.

Frank Oz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

8 It smells so good, mother. -It does, doesn't it?

Frank Oz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

9 Aw. Aw. Oh, no, no, no. Now, son, son. Now, you've gotten too excited. You go sit in your chair a moment. You rest, rest a moment.

Frank Oz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

10 The treasure's at my place. North trail, split-level hut with the pink lawn furniture. You can't miss it.

Frank Oz in Muppet Treasure Island