Miss Piggy: 35 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Miss Piggy, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Oh, mother, you're crying again. -Oh, no, it... It's just the lamplight that hurts my eyes.

Frank Oz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

2 The founder of the feast, indeed! Hmph! If I had him here, I would give him a piece of my mind to feast upon. And I bet he would choke on it. Hmph!

Frank Oz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

3 I spied because I care!

Frank Oz in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

4 I'm a pig! I need commitment!

Frank Oz in Muppet Treasure Island

5 None of your beeswax!

Frank Oz in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

6 Oh, well... Hello, Long John.

Frank Oz in Muppet Treasure Island

7 Kermie, whisper sweet nothings into my ear. -Motorcycle cop. -Motorcycle cop is a sweet nothing? -A motorcycle cop is chasing us.

8 Do not stop turning that spit. That is the whole secret of a properly roasted goose.

Frank Oz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

9 It smells so good, mother. -It does, doesn't it?

Frank Oz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

10 Aw. Aw. Oh, no, no, no. Now, son, son. Now, you've gotten too excited. You go sit in your chair a moment. You rest, rest a moment.

Frank Oz in The Muppet Christmas Carol