Miss Piggy: 35 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Miss Piggy, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

21 And I'm Piggy. Now, listen carefully. You are Kermit the Frog, and you love me. You want to marry me. You want to have children with me.

Frank Oz in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

22 Oh, dear Lord, not jogging.

Frank Oz in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

23 Do you think I'm pretty? -Of course you are. You're more than pretty. -Gorgeous? -Don't push it, Pig.

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy; Joan Rivers in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

24 My frog turned on me. -Yeah, I had some bad tuna myself.

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy; Joan Rivers in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

25 Get your Quelle Différence. It's French. It's feminine. It'll help you grab one of those rotten, stinking men. Quelle Différence!

Frank Oz in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

26 Oh, uh... W-w-well... I-I suppose that on the blessed day of Christmas, one must drink to the health of, uh, Mr. Scrooge, even though he is odious, stingy, wicked, and unfeeling, and badly dressed.

Frank Oz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

27 Gonna climb the Matterhorn, but only after all our children are born 'cause I want to be a good mommy too, and I'm gonna always love you.

Frank Oz in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

28 You and Captain Flint? -Well, he was a pirate, I was a lady. You know the story.

Frank Oz in Muppet Treasure Island

29 I'll be a doctor of diseases, I'll help you with your sneezes and practice neurosurgery on your brain.

Frank Oz in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

30 You know what you need? You need eyebrows. -Pigs don't have eyebrows. -Well, this pig is going to! And so is this.

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy; Joan Rivers in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)