20 Quotes by Miss Piggy (Sound Clips) - page 2

Last updated on: May 12, 2025

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11 Oh, dear Lord, not jogging.

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

12 And I'm Piggy. Now, listen carefully. You are Kermit the Frog, and you love me. You want to marry me. You want to have children with me.

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

13 Oh, uh... W-w-well... I-I suppose that on the blessed day of Christmas, one must drink to the health of, uh, Mr. Scrooge, even though he is odious, stingy, wicked, and unfeeling, and badly dressed.

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy in The Muppet Christmas Carol

14 You know what you need? You need eyebrows. -Pigs don't have eyebrows. -Well, this pig is going to! And so is this.

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

15 I'll be a doctor of diseases, I'll help you with your sneezes and practice neurosurgery on your brain.

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

16 Gonna climb the Matterhorn, but only after all our children are born 'cause I want to be a good mommy too, and I'm gonna always love you.

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

17 Uh, I-I-I-I wasn't, uh, eating them. I was, uh... I was merely checking them to see if they were not burnt. It's a chef's thing, dear.

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy in The Muppet Christmas Carol

18 And I have had my fill of you, Mr. Scrooge!

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy in The Muppet Christmas Carol

19 And therefore, you can leave this house at once!

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy in The Muppet Christmas Carol

20 Oh! And I am about to raise you right off the pavement and onto...

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy in The Muppet Christmas Carol

20 Quotes by Miss Piggy (Sound Clips) - page 2

11 Oh, dear Lord, not jogging.

12 And I'm Piggy. Now, listen carefully. You are Kermit the Frog, and you love me. You want to marry me. You want to have children with me.

13 Oh, uh... W-w-well... I-I suppose that on the blessed day of Christmas, one must drink to the health of, uh, Mr. Scrooge, even though he is odious, stingy, wicked, and unfeeling, and badly dressed.

14 You know what you need? You need eyebrows. -Pigs don't have eyebrows. -Well, this pig is going to! And so is this.

15 I'll be a doctor of diseases, I'll help you with your sneezes and practice neurosurgery on your brain.

16 Gonna climb the Matterhorn, but only after all our children are born 'cause I want to be a good mommy too, and I'm gonna always love you.

17 Uh, I-I-I-I wasn't, uh, eating them. I was, uh... I was merely checking them to see if they were not burnt. It's a chef's thing, dear.

18 And I have had my fill of you, Mr. Scrooge!

19 And therefore, you can leave this house at once!

20 Oh! And I am about to raise you right off the pavement and onto...

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