The Great Gonzo Movie Quotes & Lines – 20 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: May 12, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by The Great Gonzo, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Have some bread? -Not while I'm working!

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz) in The Muppet Christmas Carol

2 Say, do you know that fruit is wax? -Oh, yeah. I wondered about the texture. Ecchhh! Pbt!

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz) in The Muppet Christmas Carol

3 That one thing, you must remember, or nothing that follows will seem wondrous.

Dave Goelz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

4 Maybe we could sell the show if you wrote in more special effects like exploding socks.

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

5 Um, why are you whispering? -It's for dramatic emphasis.

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz) in The Muppet Christmas Carol

6 I keep telling you... storytellers are omniscient. I know everything.

Dave Goelz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

7 You were never a lonely child?

Dave Goelz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

8 Jeez. Rats don't understand these things.

Dave Goelz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

9 Oh, it's great. Much better than that cement mixer I used to live in.

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

10 I just saw my whole life flash before my nose.

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

The Great Gonzo Movie Quotes & Lines – 20 Classics (+ Audio)

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