The Great Gonzo Movie Quotes & Lines – 33 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Mar 29, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by The Great Gonzo, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Say, do you know that fruit is wax? -Oh, yeah. I wondered about the texture. Ecchhh! Pbt!

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz) in The Muppet Christmas Carol

2 That one thing, you must remember, or nothing that follows will seem wondrous.

Dave Goelz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

3 Maybe we could sell the show if you wrote in more special effects like exploding socks.

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

4 He's got demons? Cool!

Quote from Muppet Treasure Island

5 What's wrong? -Well, it just feels so weird. -You mean, that Mr. Arrow's dead? -Yeah, that, and my pants are filled with starfish.

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo in Muppet Treasure Island

6 Have some bread? -Not while I'm working!

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz) in The Muppet Christmas Carol

7 I keep telling you... storytellers are omniscient. I know everything.

Dave Goelz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

8 You were never a lonely child?

Dave Goelz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

9 Jeez. Rats don't understand these things.

Dave Goelz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

10 Every storm we ride is its own reward. -And people die by fallin' overboard.

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo in Muppet Treasure Island