Rizzo The Rat: 50 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Mar 29, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Rizzo The Rat, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Light the lamp, not the rat! Light the lamp, not the rat!

Steve Whitmire in The Muppet Christmas Carol

2 He died? And this is supposed to be a kids' movie. Oh.

Steve Whitmire in Muppet Treasure Island

3 Say, do you know that fruit is wax? -Oh, yeah. I wondered about the texture. Ecchhh! Pbt!

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz) in The Muppet Christmas Carol

4 You and your hobbies!

Steve Whitmire in Muppet Treasure Island

5 We're standing in a room with a dead guy!

Steve Whitmire in Muppet Treasure Island

6 That's the raging volcano? He's a frog! -Maybe he gets hopping mad. Hopping mad!

Steve Whitmire in Muppet Treasure Island

7 Ocean? Ocean. Ocean? -You know, the ocean? Uh, the big, blue, wet thing? -Oh! The big, blue, wet thing! Yes!

Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz), Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire) in Muppet Treasure Island

8 God save my little broken body. Yaaahhhhh! Oooh!

Steve Whitmire in The Muppet Christmas Carol

9 What's wrong? -Well, it just feels so weird. -You mean, that Mr. Arrow's dead? -Yeah, that, and my pants are filled with starfish.

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo in Muppet Treasure Island

10 Have some bread? -Not while I'm working!

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz) in The Muppet Christmas Carol