Rizzo The Rat Movie Quotes & Lines – 25 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: May 12, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Rizzo The Rat, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Light the lamp, not the rat! Light the lamp, not the rat!

Steve Whitmire in The Muppet Christmas Carol

2 Have some bread? -Not while I'm working!

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz) in The Muppet Christmas Carol

3 Say, do you know that fruit is wax? -Oh, yeah. I wondered about the texture. Ecchhh! Pbt!

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz) in The Muppet Christmas Carol

4 God save my little broken body. Yaaahhhhh! Oooh!

Steve Whitmire in The Muppet Christmas Carol

5 Um, why are you whispering? -It's for dramatic emphasis.

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz) in The Muppet Christmas Carol

6 Hoity-toity, Mr. Godlike smarty-pants.

Steve Whitmire in The Muppet Christmas Carol

7 Jump! -There's only two things in this life I hate... Heights and jumping from them.

Steve Whitmire in The Muppet Christmas Carol

8 Eh, forget it. Mother always taught me... never eat singing food.

Steve Whitmire in The Muppet Christmas Carol

9 2:00. -Oh, is it, uh, too early for breakfast? -Yes. -Oh, good... suppertime.

Steve Whitmire in The Muppet Christmas Carol

10 Goose! They're cooking goose down there!

Steve Whitmire in The Muppet Christmas Carol

Rizzo The Rat Movie Quotes & Lines – 25 Classics (+ Audio)

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