Rizzo The Rat: 50 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 5

Updated: Mar 29, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Rizzo The Rat, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

41 I could have been a lawyer, but I just had too much heart.

Steve Whitmire in Muppet Treasure Island

42 It is a treasure map. -We're gonna be rich. -We're gonna be dead.

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo in Muppet Treasure Island

43 You want to know what I make around here, huh? Nothing, nothing. I live on tips.

Steve Whitmire in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

44 I hate my life. -I hate your life too. -If I had a life, I'd hate it.

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo in Muppet Treasure Island

45 Run off to sea and just leave everybody? -Who's everybody? I'm an orphan. I've got no family. -Hey, you got us! -Yeah, we're family.

The Great Gonzo, Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire) in Muppet Treasure Island

46 I suppose you enjoyed that. -Of course. -Ggeeeecchh!

Steve Whitmire in The Muppet Christmas Carol

47 Ehhhhh! Ooh, ooh! Wait a second! I forgot my jelly beans. Um...

Steve Whitmire in The Muppet Christmas Carol

48 Whoa. That's scary stuff. Hey, should we be worried about the kids in the audience?

Steve Whitmire in The Muppet Christmas Carol

49 He ain't hurt. Didn't even break his concentration.

Steve Whitmire in The Muppet Christmas Carol

50 Christmas apples! -We got McIntosh! -Get your Christmas apples! Red delicious!

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz) in The Muppet Christmas Carol