- I hate my life.
- I hate your life too.
- If I had a life, I'd hate it.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo

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5 seconds sound clip from the Muppet Treasure Island movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:06:40.409 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- All right, boys. When you're finished here, you can go and clean up in the kitchen. I left some table scraps in there for your supper.

- Oh, yes, and boys, last night you forgot to put out the lantern!

- If you forget that again, there'll be no table scraps for a week!

- You're standing on my ear.

- Easy. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, Rizzo! Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's it. Steady.

- I hate my life.

- I hate your life too.

- If I had a life, I'd hate it.

- I should just run off to sea like my father did. He was my age when he sailed to China as a cabin boy. He wound up a first mate.

- Run off to sea and just leave everybody?

- Who's everybody? I'm an orphan. I've got no family.

- Hey, you got us!

- Yeah, we're family.

- I mean, some family we are. Be serious, Rizzo. We don't exactly look alike.

- Okay, all right. So I'm a rat and you're a human being and Gonzo's a, uh... Uh, whatever. Yeah. I mean, we're still... We're still family.

- Yeah.

[...]

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