Billy Bones: 7 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Mar 29, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Billy Bones, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 They'll be comin' to kill me tonight! -We'd better help. -Yeah, let's get some stuff.

Billy Connolly in Muppet Treasure Island

2 Rum! I need rum, lads! I got the horrors! Give me rum! Rum 'til I float! -All right! All right! Just one small one.

Billy Connolly in Muppet Treasure Island

3 The black spot! Aaah!

Billy Connolly in Muppet Treasure Island

4 Ah, me own shipmates, they'll gully me for sure! And anybody else to get their mitts on that map! -And gullying hurts, right? -Oh, aye! A lot!

Billy Bones (Billy Connolly), Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire) in Muppet Treasure Island

5 Now, isn't that a story worth the hearing? -It was the first dozen times we heard it.

Billy Connolly in Muppet Treasure Island

6 And it'll be nay jokin' matter, hose nose.

Billy Connolly in Muppet Treasure Island

7 Beware, lads! Beware! -What? The one-legged man? -Aye! But also, beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy objects. It's all good fun 'til somebody loses an... Aaah!

Billy Connolly in Muppet Treasure Island