- Beware, lads! Beware!
- What? The one-legged man?
- Aye! But also, beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy objects. It's all good fun 'til somebody loses an... Aaah!

Billy Bones (Billy Connolly)

15 seconds sound clip from the Muppet Treasure Island movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:14:54.446 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- So quick! Go to my sea chest! Get the map!

- Oh! Oh, yeah!

- Hey, guys, look!

- Rizzo!

- Oh, here! How about this?

- Let's see.

- Oh.

- Hey, Rizzo, look.

- Oh.

- It is a treasure map.

- We're gonna be rich.

- We're gonna be dead.

- Beware, lads! Beware!

- What? The one-legged man?

- Aye! But also, beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy objects. It's all good fun 'til somebody loses an... Aaah!

- We're standing in a room with a dead guy!

- Oh, Billy Bones! Trick or treat!

- Don't try to hide, Billy! You know what we want!

- Where are ya, Billy Bones? Where are ya, Billy? There's no use in hiding!

[...]