- Beware, lads! Beware!
- What? The one-legged man?
- Aye! But also, beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy objects. It's all good fun 'til somebody loses an... Aaah!

— Billy Bones (Billy Connolly)

15 seconds sound clip from the Muppet Treasure Island movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:14:54.446 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- So quick! Go to my sea chest! Get the map!

- Oh! Oh, yeah!

- Hey, guys, look!

- Rizzo!

- Oh, here! How about this?

- Let's see.

- Oh.

- Hey, Rizzo, look.

- Oh.

- It is a treasure map.

- We're gonna be rich.

- We're gonna be dead.

- Beware, lads! Beware!

- What? The one-legged man?

- Aye! But also, beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy objects. It's all good fun 'til somebody loses an... Aaah!

- We're standing in a room with a dead guy!

- Oh, Billy Bones! Trick or treat!

- Don't try to hide, Billy! You know what we want!

- Where are ya, Billy Bones? Where are ya, Billy? There's no use in hiding!

[...]