Long John Silver Movie Quotes & Lines – 19 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 Oh, Jim, Smollett sails by rules and laws. That's what bein' a captain's all about. Me, I sails by the stars.

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

2 Now, Jim, that be Polaris, the North Star. Even in the China Sea, that's north. -North. Polaris. -Uh-huh.

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

3 Smart as paint you are, lad. Smart as paint.

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

4 Leaky lifeboats? -Oh, a common occurrence, sir. A little-used piece of equipment falls into disrepair and becomes, shall we say... -Unsafe?

Long John Silver (Tim Curry), Sam Eagle (Frank Oz) in Muppet Treasure Island

5 This one seems seaworthy. -Oh, well, sir, they do, of course, until you get them out in the open ocean.

Sam Eagle (Frank Oz), Long John Silver (Tim Curry) in Muppet Treasure Island

6 It's like giving the treasure to us on a silver platter. -Aye, that it is, Polly. Never trust a silver platter.

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

7 On occasion there may be someone you have to execute, but when you're a professional pirate, you don't have to wear a suit. What?

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

8 Oh, the red hot gates of hell are creeping open!

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

9 Satan is heating his pokers for you, you blasphemous heathens!

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

10 What have we here? Stowaways! I'm afraid we shish-kebab and barbecue stowaways on this ship.

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island