The Great Gonzo Movie Quotes & Lines – 38 Classics (+ Audio) - page 4

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by The Great Gonzo, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

31 It is a treasure map. -We're gonna be rich. -We're gonna be dead.

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo in Muppet Treasure Island

32 Terrific. Captured by crazed wild pigs and sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar. -Are we lucky or what?

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo in Muppet Treasure Island

33 Christmas apples! -We got McIntosh! -Get your Christmas apples! Red delicious!

Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz) in The Muppet Christmas Carol

34 Nah, it's all right. This is culture.

Dave Goelz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

35 I knew you weren't suited for literature.

Dave Goelz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

36 You have all the fun.

Dave Goelz in The Muppet Christmas Carol

37 What job did I get? -Gonzo!

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

38 She'll be a doctor of diseases and help you with your sneezes. -And practice neurosurgery on your brain.

The Great Gonzo, Rowlf The Dog (Jim Henson) in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)