I knew you weren't suited for literature.

— The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz)

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4 seconds sound clip from the The Muppet Christmas Carol movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:54:01 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Do not stop turning that spit. That is the whole secret of a properly roasted goose.

- It smells so good, mother.

- It does, doesn't it?

- Oh! That smells wonderful. Oh!

- Oh, good grief.

- Hey, I'm stuck! Get me outta here!

- I knew you weren't suited for literature.

- Aaaaaaah! Ohh!

- Oh, at least I landed on something soft... And hot! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

- Mother, mother, mother! I thought you said we couldn't eat the chestnuts until father and Tiny Tim get home.

- Uh, I-I-I-I wasn't, uh, eating them. I was, uh... I was merely checking them to see if they were not burnt. It's a chef's thing, dear.

[...]

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The Muppet Christmas Carol Sound Clip

Funny quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)

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