Ebenezer Scrooge: 26 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 In his will he left me enough money to pay for his tombstone. Ha! And I had him buried at sea!

Ebenezer Scrooge, Scrooge McDuck in Mickey Mouse

2 And any Jackanapes who thinks else should be boiled in his own pudding!

Scrooge McDuck, Ebenezer Scrooge in Mickey Mouse

3 If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips would be cooked with his own turkey, and buried with a stake of Holly through his heart.

Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol

4 And how does one celebrate Christmas on the unemployment line?

Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol

5 Let us deal with the eviction notices for tomorrow, Mr. Cratchit. -Tomorrow's Christmas, sir. -Very well. You may gift-wrap them.

Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol

6 And I cannot afford to make idle people merry.

Quote from The Muppet Christmas Carol

7 Have you ever noticed that everything seems wonderful at Christmas? Hmm? -Uh... In all honesty, spirit... No.

Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol

8 What's so merry about it? I'll tell you what Christmas is: it's just another workday.

Ebenezer Scrooge, Scrooge McDuck in Mickey Mouse

9 Merry Christmas. Bah! Humbug!

Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol

10 Why ever did you get married? -Why? Because I fell in love. -Ha ha ha... That's the only thing in the world sillier than a merry Christmas.

Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol