Scrooge McDuck: 35 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jan 6, 2026

Sound clips of the funniest lines of Scrooge McDuck, the sharp-witted, gold-obsessed billionaire duck from the Disney Universe, in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 In his will he left me enough money to pay for his tombstone. Ha! And I had him buried at sea!

Ebenezer Scrooge, Scrooge McDuck in Mickey Mouse

2 Are you daft, man? You know I can't eat that stuff.

Quote from Mickey Mouse

3 Blow me bagpipes! He's a genie.

Alan Young in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

4 You thieving dogs! I've spent most of my life searching for that treasure.

Alan Young in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

5 And any Jackanapes who thinks else should be boiled in his own pudding!

Scrooge McDuck, Ebenezer Scrooge in Mickey Mouse

6 Oh, all right, boys. You may each take one... After you eat a hearty and nutritious dinner! -Aw...

Alan Young in Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas

7 You finally received your invitation to the Archaeological Society ball. -Ugh! I cannot face those old fossils again.

Alan Young as Scrooge McDuck; June Foray as Mrs. Featherby in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

8 Now, hear me out, lads, because I'm losing my patience. It's simple. If you don't clean up your act, you don't get on Santa's list. If you're not on the list, you don't get presents. -What?

Alan Young in Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas

9 What's so merry about it? I'll tell you what Christmas is: it's just another workday.

Ebenezer Scrooge, Scrooge McDuck in Mickey Mouse

10 The one thing that I wanted more than anything else I never got, because I never got on Santa's good list. -Well, why didn't you just buy it? -You cannot buy being on Santa's list.

Alan Young in Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas