If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips would be cooked with his own turkey, and buried with a stake of Holly through his heart.

Ebenezer Scrooge, (Michael Caine)

12 seconds sound clip from the The Muppet Christmas Carol movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:11:27 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Christmas a humbug, uncle? Oh, you don't mean that, surely.

- Whoo! Actually, I think it's colder in here.

- Merry Christmas, you say. What right have you to be merry? You're poor enough.

- What right have you to be dismal? You're rich enough.

- He's got him there. The old boy's speechless.

- If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips would be cooked with his own turkey, and buried with a stake of Holly through his heart.

- Well, not quite speechless.

- Oh, uncle!

- Nephew... You keep Christmas in your own way and let me keep it in mine.

- Christmas is a loving, honest, and charitable time. And though it's never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that Christmas has done me good And will do me good, and I say God bless it.

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