89 Cynical Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips

Last updated on: August 19, 2025

A selection of cynical quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

1 In his will he left me enough money to pay for his tombstone. Ha! And I had him buried at sea!

Quote from Mickey Mouse

2 If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips would be cooked with his own turkey, and buried with a stake of Holly through his heart.

Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Muppet Christmas Carol

3 Well, you realize if you give money to the poor, they won't be poor anymore, will they?

Quote from Mickey Mouse

4 You work all your life to get money, and people want you to give it away.

Quote from Mickey Mouse

5 How can you justify destroying a $7 million mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom is only $25,000?

Quote from Demolition Man

6 Since it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves.

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

7 My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone.

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

8 Man, look. Let me give you the same advice my father gave me, all right? Give up hope. Look at me. Dreams are for suckers. Ain't no future for you.

Quote from Don't Be a Menace

9 I want to see this dead grandmother, firsthand.

Ed Rooney in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

10 There's got to be a way to get those stiffs off my property.

Jonathan Winters as Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

89 Cynical Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips

1 In his will he left me enough money to pay for his tombstone. Ha! And I had him buried at sea!

2 If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips would be cooked with his own turkey, and buried with a stake of Holly through his heart.

3 Well, you realize if you give money to the poor, they won't be poor anymore, will they?

4 You work all your life to get money, and people want you to give it away.

5 How can you justify destroying a $7 million mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom is only $25,000?

6 Since it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves.

7 My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone.

8 Man, look. Let me give you the same advice my father gave me, all right? Give up hope. Look at me. Dreams are for suckers. Ain't no future for you.

9 I want to see this dead grandmother, firsthand.

10 There's got to be a way to get those stiffs off my property.

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