Jonathan Winters Movie Quotes & Lines – 21 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 As there are many people of delicate sensibilities, with a natural reluctance to expose their loved ones to anything savoring of immodesty, I've been considering the advantages of training a female embalmer.

As Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

2 There's got to be a way to get those stiffs off my property.

As Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

3 He can put them into orbit... He can put them into an orbit of eternal grace.

As Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

4 Condor, you shall fly again.

As Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

5 Too long in earthly bondage. So it is written and so it has come to pass. Resurrection!

As Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

6 Gentlemen, these quarterly figures have distressed me greatly.

As Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

7 Nobel, Schmobel. It's got to be national appeal, Harry.

As Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

8 You're walking the wrong side of the street, Harry.

As Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

9 You have an astonishing purity. It's a quality I've always found exceedingly attractive in the young.

As Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

10 Death... Death has become a middle-class business. There's no future in it.

As Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

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