Jonathan Winters: 21 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 As there are many people of delicate sensibilities, with a natural reluctance to expose their loved ones to anything savoring of immodesty, I've been considering the advantages of training a female embalmer.

As Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

2 There's got to be a way to get those stiffs off my property.

As Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

3 Too long in earthly bondage. So it is written and so it has come to pass. Resurrection!

As Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

4 He can put them into orbit... He can put them into an orbit of eternal grace.

As Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

5 Condor, you shall fly again.

As Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

6 Beansborough had suddenly become a scary place. At least to a happy-go-lucky guy like Frosty, who thought wearing no socks in January was living dangerously.

As The Narrator in Frosty Returns (1992)

7 Yes, China may brainwash, Russia may educate, but America breeds its genius.

As Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

8 Gentlemen, these quarterly figures have distressed me greatly.

As Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

9 No, no, nothing is eternal. All must change, including a young woman's beauty.

As Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

10 Death... Death has become a middle-class business. There's no future in it.

As Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)