Jonathan Winters: 21 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

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11 You have an astonishing purity. It's a quality I've always found exceedingly attractive in the young.

As Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

12 Nobel, Schmobel. It's got to be national appeal, Harry.

As Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

13 You're walking the wrong side of the street, Harry.

As Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

14 Glad to meet you, Colonel. Say, you have an empty glass there. We can't have that. Waiter, some more champagne for the Colonel here.

As Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

15 Doctors. doctors are hot, right? OK. so, how about a panel quiz show called What's my disease?

As Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

16 How much for a myna bird? -Myna bird? What the hell's a myna bird? -Something like a crow, I think. -So, the same price as crows: 30 bucks.

Robert Morse as Dennis Barlow; Jonathan Winters as Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

17 Don't you have insurance? -You're the one who's gonna have to have insurance, buster.

As Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

18 Would you say that a nonsectarian minister was the social equal of an embalmer? -You're damn right he is, kid.

Robert Morse as Dennis Barlow; Jonathan Winters as Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

19 Yes, madam. Yes, yes. He'll be in very good company: Rin Tin Tin, Lassie, Trigger, Silver. They're all here. Little Sheba, Mister Ed. Fine. You bet.

As Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

20 No, no, no. That's not it. I tell you, Harry, this first resurrection has got to be perfect.

As Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)