Jonathan Winters Movie Quotes & Lines – 21 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

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11 No, no, nothing is eternal. All must change, including a young woman's beauty.

As Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

12 Yes, China may brainwash, Russia may educate, but America breeds its genius.

As Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

13 Doctors. doctors are hot, right? OK. so, how about a panel quiz show called What's my disease?

As Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

14 Yes, madam. Yes, yes. He'll be in very good company: Rin Tin Tin, Lassie, Trigger, Silver. They're all here. Little Sheba, Mister Ed. Fine. You bet.

As Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

15 Would you say that a nonsectarian minister was the social equal of an embalmer? -You're damn right he is, kid.

Robert Morse as Dennis Barlow; Jonathan Winters as Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

16 Don't you have insurance? -You're the one who's gonna have to have insurance, buster.

As Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

17 How much for a myna bird? -Myna bird? What the hell's a myna bird? -Something like a crow, I think. -So, the same price as crows: 30 bucks.

Robert Morse as Dennis Barlow; Jonathan Winters as Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

18 Glad to meet you, Colonel. Say, you have an empty glass there. We can't have that. Waiter, some more champagne for the Colonel here.

As Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

19 Beansborough had suddenly become a scary place. At least to a happy-go-lucky guy like Frosty, who thought wearing no socks in January was living dangerously.

As The Narrator in Frosty Returns (1992)

20 Well, listen, I've got to make a little trip over to Beverly Hills. See a man about a dog.

As Harry And Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

Jonathan Winters Movie Quotes & Lines – 21 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

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