110 Cynical Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 3

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21 Evelyn, I'm sorry. I just... You're not terribly important to me.

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

22 What does he need? -Revenge. -For what? -Bein' born.

Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone (1993)

23 'Love's sweet song'. Hm! Pain in the pin feathers, I call it.

Will Wright as Friend Owl in Bambi (1942)

24 Why ever did you get married? -Why? Because I fell in love. -Ha ha ha... That's the only thing in the world sillier than a merry Christmas.

Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Muppet Christmas Carol

25 Halloween's my kind of a holiday. It's not like those other stupid holidays. I don't get pine needles in my paws, there's no dumb bunnies, no fireworks, no relatives. Just candy. Boom, you go out, you get candy. It's as simple as that.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985)

26 Would you like to hear the specials? -Not if you want to keep your spleen.

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

27 It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?

Quote from Blade Runner (1982)

28 Hey, you guys want to take some lobsters for your ride home? _ing miserable pricks, I know you can't afford them!

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

29 Won't that be grand? Computers and programs will start thinking, and the people will stop.

Quote from TRON (1982)

30 Massive heart attack. Thirty-five. Same age Mozart died. Not that they have a hell of a lot in common, but...

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street