Garfield: 104 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Garfield, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Show me a good mouser, and I'll show you a cat with bad breath.

Lorenzo Music in Here Comes Garfield (1982)

2 Ah. This looks good. Galvanized. Not one of those cheap, plastic places.

Lorenzo Music in Garfield on the Town

3 May your children be happy and wise. -May your chewing gum never lose its flavor.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield; Frank Welker as Fat Guy in Garfield's Feline Fantasies

4 Do you have, how do you say, microwave lasagna? -No, monsieur. -Oh, very well. Just give me the soup du jour with some extra jour on the side.

Lorenzo Music in Garfield's Feline Fantasies

5 My guitar is crushed. It's gone. Kaput. -Gone to that big tuning fork in the sky, huh?

Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge) in Garfield Goes Hollywood

6 I'm not getting out of bed if that floor is the slightest bit chilly.

Lorenzo Music in Garfield on the Town

7 Let's cut the small talk, Fat Guy. You know why I'm here. -Yes, I do. -And what I'm here for. -Yes, I do. -And what I'm going to do with it. -Yes, I do. -Then would you mind refreshing my memory?

Lorenzo Music in Garfield's Feline Fantasies

8 What am I? A piece of luggage? What's this? A handle? If that's the way they feel about it why didn't you just stick a stamp on my face, cancel my bottom, and mail me to Paradise World.

Lorenzo Music in Garfield in Paradise

9 When you travel, you must pay for respect, my friend.

Lorenzo Music in Garfield in Paradise

10 Just smell that fresh air, Garfield. -That's jet fuel, dummy.

Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge), Garfield (Lorenzo Music) in Garfield in Paradise