84 Quotes by Garfield (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: July 8, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Garfield, selected from famous or less known movies, radio, and other sources, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Ah. This looks good. Galvanized. Not one of those cheap, plastic places.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield on the Town

2 Do you have, how do you say, microwave lasagna? -No, monsieur. -Oh, very well. Just give me the soup du jour with some extra jour on the side.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield's Feline Fantasies

3 My guitar is crushed. It's gone. Kaput. -Gone to that big tuning fork in the sky, huh?

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield Goes Hollywood

4 I'm not getting out of bed if that floor is the slightest bit chilly.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield on the Town

5 May your children be happy and wise. -May your chewing gum never lose its flavor.

Frank Welker as Garfield in Garfield's Feline Fantasies

6 Let's cut the small talk, Fat Guy. You know why I'm here. -Yes, I do. -And what I'm here for. -Yes, I do. -And what I'm going to do with it. -Yes, I do. -Then would you mind refreshing my memory?

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield's Feline Fantasies

7 What am I? A piece of luggage? What's this? A handle? If that's the way they feel about it why didn't you just stick a stamp on my face, cancel my bottom, and mail me to Paradise World.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in Paradise

8 When you travel, you must pay for respect, my friend.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in Paradise

9 Just smell that fresh air, Garfield. -That's jet fuel, dummy.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in Paradise

10 This isn't exactly what I bargained for. -Oh, you bargained for it all right.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in Paradise

84 Quotes by Garfield (Sound Clips)

1 Ah. This looks good. Galvanized. Not one of those cheap, plastic places.

2 Do you have, how do you say, microwave lasagna? -No, monsieur. -Oh, very well. Just give me the soup du jour with some extra jour on the side.

3 My guitar is crushed. It's gone. Kaput. -Gone to that big tuning fork in the sky, huh?

4 I'm not getting out of bed if that floor is the slightest bit chilly.

5 May your children be happy and wise. -May your chewing gum never lose its flavor.

6 Let's cut the small talk, Fat Guy. You know why I'm here. -Yes, I do. -And what I'm here for. -Yes, I do. -And what I'm going to do with it. -Yes, I do. -Then would you mind refreshing my memory?

7 What am I? A piece of luggage? What's this? A handle? If that's the way they feel about it why didn't you just stick a stamp on my face, cancel my bottom, and mail me to Paradise World.

8 When you travel, you must pay for respect, my friend.

9 Just smell that fresh air, Garfield. -That's jet fuel, dummy.

10 This isn't exactly what I bargained for. -Oh, you bargained for it all right.

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