Garfield Movie Quotes & Lines – 104 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Oct 26, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Garfield, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Ah. This looks good. Galvanized. Not one of those cheap, plastic places.

Lorenzo Music in Garfield on the Town

2 Do you have, how do you say, microwave lasagna? -No, monsieur. -Oh, very well. Just give me the soup du jour with some extra jour on the side.

Lorenzo Music in Garfield's Feline Fantasies

3 My guitar is crushed. It's gone. Kaput. -Gone to that big tuning fork in the sky, huh?

Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge) in Garfield Goes Hollywood

4 Show me a good mouser, and I'll show you a cat with bad breath.

Lorenzo Music in Here Comes Garfield (1982)

5 I'm not getting out of bed if that floor is the slightest bit chilly.

Lorenzo Music in Garfield on the Town

6 May your children be happy and wise. -May your chewing gum never lose its flavor.

Lorenzo Music in Garfield's Feline Fantasies

7 Let's cut the small talk, Fat Guy. You know why I'm here. -Yes, I do. -And what I'm here for. -Yes, I do. -And what I'm going to do with it. -Yes, I do. -Then would you mind refreshing my memory?

Lorenzo Music in Garfield's Feline Fantasies

8 What am I? A piece of luggage? What's this? A handle? If that's the way they feel about it why didn't you just stick a stamp on my face, cancel my bottom, and mail me to Paradise World.

Lorenzo Music in Garfield in Paradise

9 When you travel, you must pay for respect, my friend.

Lorenzo Music in Garfield in Paradise

10 Just smell that fresh air, Garfield. -That's jet fuel, dummy.

Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge), Garfield (Lorenzo Music) in Garfield in Paradise

Garfield Movie Quotes & Lines – 104 Classics (+ Audio)

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