Garfield: 104 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

Movie quotes spoken by Garfield, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

11 This isn't exactly what I bargained for. -Oh, you bargained for it all right.

Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge) in Garfield in Paradise

12 Hey, wait a minute. We control our own destinies, don't we? -That's debatable.

Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge) in Garfield in Paradise

13 I hate mornings. I'd like them better if they started later.

Lorenzo Music in Here Comes Garfield (1982)

14 Rats. My owner must still be lolling around in bed. It's hard to find good help these days.

Lorenzo Music in Here Comes Garfield (1982)

15 I was carving a jack-o'-lantern until you arrived. What do you think? -It's you.

Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge) in Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985)

16 Methinks you be a mite stingy with your candy, miss. If you don't reconsider your contribution, I'll give your living room drapes a taste of me broadsword.

Lorenzo Music in Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985)

17 Grim. Odie's so stupid, he'd have to stand on a chair to raise his IQ.

Lorenzo Music in Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985)

18 He's ugly, too. It would take two of him to get any uglier.

Lorenzo Music in Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985)

19 Wait a minute. Am I being too greedy? Should I share my candy with those less fortunate than me? Am I missing the spirit of Halloween? Nah! All mine! Mine, I tell you!

Lorenzo Music in Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985)

20 This is my garbage can. -You mean, you eat here?

Lorenzo Music in Garfield on the Town