Jon Arbuckle: 26 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Jon Arbuckle, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 My guitar is crushed. It's gone. Kaput. -Gone to that big tuning fork in the sky, huh?

Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge) in Garfield Goes Hollywood

2 His favorite food is lasagna, but he'll take almost any other kind of pasta dish. Say, a deep-dish cavatini, heavy on the meat sauce.

Thom Huge in Garfield on the Town

3 Just smell that fresh air, Garfield. -That's jet fuel, dummy.

Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge), Garfield (Lorenzo Music) in Garfield in Paradise

4 This isn't exactly what I bargained for. -Oh, you bargained for it all right.

Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge) in Garfield in Paradise

5 Hey, wait a minute. We control our own destinies, don't we? -That's debatable.

Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge) in Garfield in Paradise

6 They appear to be worshiping the car. -Yep, that's what they're doing, all right.

Thom Huge in Garfield in Paradise

7 I was carving a jack-o'-lantern until you arrived. What do you think? -It's you.

Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge) in Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985)

8 You know the rules, Garfield. They don't allow pets in the seats. I had to dress you up as my son, or you couldn't have come on our vacation.

Thom Huge in Garfield in Paradise

9 Welcome to Inversion Layer Airlines, sir. In what section are you traveling? -Third class. -What section, sir? -Third class. -I can't hear you. -Third class. -Oh. Your seat is in the rear of the plane with the rest of the slime. -Thank you.

Thom Huge in Garfield in Paradise

10 I think you'll enjoy flying, Garfield. It's a very smooth and comfortable way to travel. -Then what are these little sacks for? The Easter egg hunt?

Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge) in Garfield in Paradise