Jon Arbuckle Movie Quotes & Lines – 25 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Jul 8, 2025

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1 My guitar is crushed. It's gone. Kaput. -Gone to that big tuning fork in the sky, huh?

Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge) in Garfield Goes Hollywood

2 His favorite food is lasagna, but he'll take almost any other kind of pasta dish. Say, a deep-dish cavatini, heavy on the meat sauce.

Thom Huge in Garfield on the Town

3 Just smell that fresh air, Garfield. -That's jet fuel, dummy.

Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge), Garfield (Lorenzo Music) in Garfield in Paradise

4 This isn't exactly what I bargained for. -Oh, you bargained for it all right.

Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge) in Garfield in Paradise

5 Hey, wait a minute. We control our own destinies, don't we? -That's debatable.

Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge) in Garfield in Paradise

6 They appear to be worshiping the car. -Yep, that's what they're doing, all right.

Thom Huge in Garfield in Paradise

7 You know the rules, Garfield. They don't allow pets in the seats. I had to dress you up as my son, or you couldn't have come on our vacation.

Thom Huge in Garfield in Paradise

8 Welcome to Inversion Layer Airlines, sir. In what section are you traveling? -Third class. -What section, sir? -Third class. -I can't hear you. -Third class. -Oh. Your seat is in the rear of the plane with the rest of the slime. -Thank you.

Thom Huge in Garfield in Paradise

9 I think you'll enjoy flying, Garfield. It's a very smooth and comfortable way to travel. -Then what are these little sacks for? The Easter egg hunt?

Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge) in Garfield in Paradise

10 By the way, which way is the beach? -What beach? -Beach. You know, sand with water along... This is the Seaside Motel, isn't it? -Mr. Arbuckle, what's in a name?

Thom Huge in Garfield in Paradise

Jon Arbuckle Movie Quotes & Lines – 25 Classics (+ Audio)

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