Jon Arbuckle Movie Quotes & Lines – 26 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Updated: Oct 26, 2025

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11 By the way, which way is the beach? -What beach? -Beach. You know, sand with water along... This is the Seaside Motel, isn't it? -Mr. Arbuckle, what's in a name?

Thom Huge in Garfield in Paradise

12 Your brochure said Easy access to beach. -By helicopter maybe. Oh, well. There's a pool out back. I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

Thom Huge in Garfield in Paradise

13 This must be our room. There's the bed, and the bathroom's down the hall. Any questions? -Yeah. Where are you going to sleep?

Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge) in Garfield in Paradise

14 Yes? -You look familiar. -I have a brother in the motel business. -Racket is more like it.

Thom Huge in Garfield in Paradise

15 Can I help you? -We'd like to rent a car. -But what kind of a car would you like? -What have you got? -We have one car. -Then why did you ask me what I would like? -I was hoping you wanted that one.

Thom Huge in Garfield in Paradise

16 Okay, are we going out there tonight? -Maybe. -Are we going to give the performance of our lives? -Doubt it. -Are we going to win? -Not a chance. -All right. Let's do it! -Let's not and say we did.

Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge) in Garfield Goes Hollywood

17 This is the life, isn't it, boys? Better enjoy it while you can, we'll have to go back to reality soon. -Reality. Where's that?

Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge), Garfield (Lorenzo Music) in Garfield Goes Hollywood

18 Ah, isn't the great outdoors great, Garfield? -It would be greater if it were inside.

Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge) in Garfield in the Rough (1984)

19 And that sunset, isn't that a glorious sight? All yellow, and orange, and red? -He just described lasagna.

Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge), Garfield (Lorenzo Music) in Garfield in the Rough (1984)

20 Where's our food? -It was declared a midnight snack.

Garfield (Lorenzo Music), Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge) in Garfield in the Rough (1984)