- Why ever did you get married?
- Why? Because I fell in love.
- Ha ha ha... That's the only thing in the world sillier than a merry Christmas.

Ebenezer Scrooge, (Michael Caine)

11 seconds sound clip from the The Muppet Christmas Carol movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:13:26 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- That is certainly not true.

- Don't you have other things to do this afternoon, my dear nephew?

- Sadly, I do, uncle.

- So I shall make my donation, and, uh, leave you to make yours.

- Well, thank you so very much!

- Oh! Uncle... Come and have Christmas dinner with me and Clara tomorrow.

- Why ever did you get married?

- Why? Because I fell in love.

- Ha ha ha... That's the only thing in the world sillier than a merry Christmas.

- It's no use, uncle. I shall keep my Christmas humor to the last.

- A merry Christmas to you and a happy new year.

- Merry Christmas, Fred.

- Merry Christmas, Bob.

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